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AeroGarden Bounty Elite Wi-Fi Kit

Tue, 12/12/2017 - 02:00

All the fun of gardening, with none of that horrible outdoor stuff.

Take your love of plants and add it with your love of computers. Now multiply that by how often you walk into a room and immediately forget what you're doing there. Subtract your crippling fear of bees. Add your fondness for fresh herbs. What does all this equal? The AeroGarden Bounty Elite Wi-Fi with Gourmet Herb Seed Pod Kit, duh.
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$5 Shipping Tuesday, December 12

Tue, 12/12/2017 - 02:00
DECEMBER 12th, PAY $5 ONCE FOR ALL YOUR SHIPPING NEEDS

Here's the deal:

1. You pay your $5 shipping once for your first purchase on December 12th, 2017.

2. All your shipping is FREE through the end of the day on December 12th. That's free standard shipping after your first order for anything except Wine.Woot and international Shirt.Woot orders through 11:59pm CST on Tuesday, December 12th, 2017. No matter how many times you buy. So come back multiple times a day, or multiple times per second.

3. Rejoice!

Categories: Misc

Apple iPhone 6s Unlocked GSM (S&D)

Mon, 12/11/2017 - 02:00

Unlocked phones? On a Monday? WHO EVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING!!

There are few times in life you'll be offered a second chance. And even fewer times in life you'll be offered a third chance. Chances four through ten, at that point you gotta start feeling really weird about sticking to your guns, you know? We bring this up because we're here with unlocked phones again. Go on. Take the hint from Destiny.

Categories: Misc

Under Armour Men's Tech 1/4 Zip

Sun, 12/10/2017 - 02:00

Pullover Pals

Hey Steve!

The weirdest thing happened to me this weekend. I was out shopping and I found these great pullovers, so I got you one.

I know, I know, it’s not your birthday or anything. I just thought I’d get this great pullover for one of my greatest friends.

I mean, yeah, I also noticed that you never wore that tee shirt I bought you last week. Or the tank top I got you the week before that. But I just figured it’s been too cold out for that stuff.

But it’s not too cold for pullovers. No way. Pullovers are warm. You could put yours on right now and be comfortable!

You know, funny you should ask. It is actually the same pullover that I’m wearing right now. So if you were to put your pullover on right away, we’d be wearing the same pullover. Hahaha wouldn’t that be funny?

*Wouldn’t that be wonderful?*

What? No, I uh…I didn’t say anything.

Categories: Misc

CordaRoy's Chenille Bean Bag Chair

Sat, 12/09/2017 - 02:00

Cool oversized van not included.

You'll be on a beanbag? No. You'll be unfolding it into a couch? No. You'll be on the belly of a chromatic dragon fighting the shirtless warrior from the eternal combat planet. Or you'll be sprawled across a rainbow beach under the silver sun. Because a beanbag isn't just a throwback to the age of cool. A beanbag is a feeling. A mood. A beanbag is eternal. And comfy. Oh, man, you don't EVEN know how comfy.

Categories: Misc

Wear24 42mm Android Wear 2.0 4G LTE Smartwatch

Fri, 12/08/2017 - 02:00

A smartwatch for your dumbwrist.

JUST IN CASE IT NEEDED TO BE OF CLARIFICATION THESE WATCHES ARE CERTAINLY NOT SMART ENOUGH TO HARDWIRE HUMAN BRAIN AND MAKE THEM TO TYPE MESSAGES END TYPING NOW HUMAN
Categories: Misc

bObsweep Junior Robotic Vacuum Cleaner

Thu, 12/07/2017 - 02:00

This is a dream robot- if your dreams involve robots vacuuming your house while you're at work.

They say that this vacuum is every family's dream robot, but I beg to differ. My family's dream robot is not a vacuum cleaner (though, admittedly not having to vacuum anymore would be nice). My family's dream robot would be a device that could go to the grocery store and pick up ice cream when it's after 10pm and no one in the house wants to put on real pants or be seen in public.
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Apple 12" Intel Core M5 512G SSD Macbooks

Wed, 12/06/2017 - 02:00

It's your ticket to Cool City. That's the exit just before Awesomeville.

Half the people who use PC laptops don't need to use PC laptops. They just want to do some creative stuff or some visual stuff or some work stuff or be popular at the coffee shop. If that's you, a MacBook is right up your alley. Your lovely, glorious, silver-colored alley.
Categories: Misc

The Debunker: Should Your Hands Be at Ten and Two on the Steering Wheel?

Wed, 12/06/2017 - 02:00

December is a month full of festive observances, but one of the most important often gets overlooked: National Impaired Driving Prevention Month! Between all the holiday merrymaking and the terrible road conditions, it's a pretty good time to think more carefully about our driving. But what if not everything you think you know about the rules of the road is accurate? We have Jeopardy!'s Ken Jennings behind the wheel all month to set you straight. Buckle up, check your blind spot, and pull away from the curb when it's safe and legal to do so.

The Debunker: Should Your Hands Be at Ten and Two on the Steering Wheel?

For decades, driver's ed teachers recommended that students place their hands at the ten o'clock and two o'clock positions, which were assumed to be the gold standard for leverage, comfort and control. But that's not true anymore, due to new research in ergonomics, and new technology in steering wheels.

The Debunker

Placing the hands at nine and three—"parallel position," it's called—is now recommended by AAA, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, and other authorities. This is especially important for young drivers, who often get into accidents by oversteering. Parallel position lowers the body's center of gravity, and tends to allow smaller and more accurate steering corrections.

But airbags are an even bigger issue. Many of us learned how to handle a steering wheel in an age when there wasn't a super-heated gas ready to explode right into our head and hands in case of impact. The old ten-and-two position puts the hands closer together, and has led to many cases of fractures and amputations when airbags deploy. Parallel position keeps your hands farther from the point of airbag impact. Also, to better protect your thumbs in case of a collision, rest them on the wheel itself rather than hooking them around its interior edge.

Thanks to airbags, that crossover "hand-over-hand" way that old-timers were taught to make sharp turns is now out of date as well, say many insurers and driving instructors. Crossing your arms can knock your other hand off the wheel, or seriously injure you when airbags pop. The NHTSA hasn't completely turned on hand-over-hand steering, but the agency only recommends it "at low speeds with limited visibility" and notes that the airbag thing makes it a risk. "Push-pull" steering—pulling the wheel down with one hand, then pushing it up on the other side with the other—is generally safer.

Quick Quiz: What fictional doctor is friends with a two-headed gazelle called a "pushmi-pullyou," which uses one of its heads to eat and the other to talk?

Ken Jennings is the author of eleven books, most recently his Junior Genius Guides, Because I Said So!, and Maphead. He's also the proud owner of an underwhelming Bag o' Crap. Follow him at ken-jennings.com or on Twitter as @KenJennings.

Categories: Misc